Homemade Butta'

Why, hello readers! Mrs. Holgate here. Writing a blog about making one of my two favorite things: butter. Or, as my cooking idol Paula Dean says, buttah! 

I had recently seen some friends making butter, and I thought, "what a cool way to take all the convenience out of food our grandparent's generation worked so hard for! I can be a pioneer woman!"

I immediately commenced pioneering by plugging in my Kitchen Aid. Okay... maybe I cheat a little. I found a really good You Tube video by a guy I have dubbed Super Helpful Dude, so I can't take credit for it entirely. 

Everything's better with butta', Sug!

Ingredients:
2 C cream (try to get it as pure as possible - check the ingredients)
1/4 t salt

Directions
1. Start by chilling your bowl - I use a Kitchen Aid stand mixer because you have to beat it really fast and it would be a long time to hold egg beaters (And a REALLY long time to do it by hand), and it splashes, so it's nice to be able to drape a towel over it!

2. Prepare 1-2 C. ice water in a container that makes it easy to pour out the water, and not the ice. I used a travel coffee mug, and it worked great.

3. Pour cold cream into the bowl and turn the mixer on high using a balloon whisk. As you watch it mix, it will turn into something very familiar looking: whipped cream! I know it's super tempting to stop here and start topping, but don't! Mix until it separates into butter and buttermilk (so THAT'S where it comes from!), about 5-10 minutes (maybe less if you get pure cream).

4. Turn mixer off and use a rubber spatula to squish all the butter together and drain off the buttermilk (you can retain this to use in baking or cooking). I agree with Super Helpful Dude here, and switched to the paddle mixer. SUCH a good tip!

5. Pour some of the iced water (but not the ice) into the bowl with the butter, and return it to the mixer. Mix the butter and water for a minute (on a lower speed so it doesn't splash - and OH, does it splash!), squish the butter aside, and drain the water into the sink. Repeat this 2 or 3 times, until the water is draining relatively clear. Super Helpful Dude explains that this helps ensure all the buttermilk is out of the butter, making it last longer. I'm inclined to believe him since I technically have no idea what I'm doing. 

6. Add the salt, if you want, and mix, this time without water. You can turn it back up higher to make sure it gets good and mixed in. I forgot to pay attention to how much butter and buttermilk the recipe yields. Sorry about that.

Ta-da! You're the proud new owner of smug, homemade butter. You can take pictures and show off on Facebook all you want! The best part: it really is better! It's super smooth, and even when it's relatively cold it cuts and spreads nicely. It melts better and the flavor is unbeatable! 

And the second thing? Sugar! Although coconut is a close third. I know you've been wondering this whole time.

Perfect Pretty Pleasing Puffy PCookies

Ingredients

7 oz. shredded sweetened coconut

2 C. flour

½ tsp baking powder

½ tsp baking soda

½ tsp salt

¾ C. butter, melted

½ C. white sugar

1 C. packed brown sugar

1 T. vanilla extract

1 egg

1 egg yolk

2 C. chocolate chips

1 C. chopped walnuts or pecans

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees. 

Evenly spread coconut across 1 cookie sheet and place in preheating oven. As coconut begins to brown, use wide spatula to to flip. Remove when golden brown and set aside. Next, roast chopped nuts on cookie sheet for approx 10-15 min.

In a small bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt.

In a large mixing bowl, combine butter, brown sugar, and white sugar until well blended. Add vanilla, egg and egg yolk until creamy. 

Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. add chocolate chips and chopped nuts by hand using a wooden spoon. When completely mixed, gently stir in toasted coconut. 

Drop cookie dough ¼ C at a time onto the cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 in. apart.

Bake for 15-17 minutes, or until the edges are lightly toasted. The center may still have a wet/doughy look but will firm up when cool. Cool on baking sheets for 3-4 min before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.

Enjoy!

Super Rice with Yummy Yellow Curry

It was the day before Valentine's in Seattle. It was cold and dark and bitter, and that was just last night's dinner. In a city that knows how to keep its secrets, one man is spilling his metaphorical guts. "Super rice." 

Super Rice

Ingredients

4 Tbs olive oil (divided)

1 Lbs. ground turkey

2 oz. sun dried tomatoes

5 Cups cooked jasmine rice

1/2 Cup lemon juice

3 Eggs

2 Tbs Tarragon

2 Tbs onion powder

2 Tbs garlic powder

2 Tbs chili powder

1 Cup Water

Heat 2 Tbs. olive oil in skillet over medium/high, add ground turkey and cook until browned. Remove ground turkey. Reheat skillet with remaining olive oil. Add sun dried tomatoes and sear. Add cooked rice and sear, stirring continuously. Whip eggs then stir in until cooked. Add tarragon, onion powder, garlic powder, chili powder. Add water to deglaze bottom of pan. Mix in ground turkey and serve.

Yummy Yellow Curry

Ingredients

(For a healthy version, exclude sour cream and use an additional cup of buttermilk.)

2 Tbs olive oil

1 bay leaf

1/4 small onion diced

2 Tbs minced garlic

1 Cup sour cream

1 Cup Buttermilk

2 Tbs Coconut oil

1 teaspoon cinnamon

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper

4 Tbs lemon juice

Salt & pepper to taste

Heat olive oil and bay leaf over medium heat. Saute onion and garlic until onion is soft.  Add remaining ingredients and turn heat down to low.Cover and simmer for 15 min. 

Enjoy!

Perfect Braised Pork Loin

THE PREP

Pork Loin

1 tsp. Liquid Smoke

1 Cup Honey

1 clove garlic - crushed

3 bay leaves

1 Cup warm water

1/8 cup dried crushed red pepper

zest of 2 limes

Port (for braising)

Put all ingredients (excluding port) into ziploc bag. Make sure to dissolve honey (the warm water helps). Marinate pork loin overnight. 

COOKING THE MEAT

Preheat oven to 375

Remove pork loin from marinade and use paper towel to remove crushed red pepper from pork loin. Pat dry and sprinkle with Kosher salt. Sear all sides of pork loin in olive oil. Add bay leaves to pan and sear them as well. put pork loin in casserole dish add 1 cup marinade and seared bay leaves. Add port until liquid comes no more than 1/3 of the way up the meat. cover with tinfoil and put in oven for 45 min. Baste every 15 to 20 min.

Enjoy!

The Classic Standby: Steak and Potatoes and Butter and more Butter

This is my new favorite way to prepare steak. My personal preference is a good Porterhouse, but Ribeye is usually much easier to find on sale and is every bit as tasty. It just takes a little extra prep to make sure that it is melt in your mouth good.

THE PREP:

Preheat oven to 450°

30 minutes before cooking, remove your meat from the refrigerator

Using a kitchen fork or a meat tenderizing fork, puncture the meat 1/2" deep all over the surface

Sprinkle with meat tenderizer

Repeat on other side of meat

Let sit for 30 min. 

Cut 4 new potatoes in half and then in quarters

Peel and chop 3 carrots

Cut 1 head of broccoli

Peel and 2 bulbs of garlic (about 20 cloves) (divided)

Crush garlic cloves with side of knife

add all veggies and half garlic to large bowl add 3 Tbs. olive oil + 2 Tbs dried Thyme

mix to coat

Spread all veggies on cookie sheet and put on top rack of oven. Cook 30 min or until Broccoli begins to brown

COOKING THE MEAT

Preheat your grill on high

Once preheated, sprinkle 1 tsp Kosher salt on both sides of meat

Add to grill

Sear for 3 minutes, turn 45° and place on unused portion of grill to sear another 2 minutes

Flip steak and repeat

While steak is searing, add 1 stick of butter to skillet + remaining cloves of garlic

Put over high heat and add 1 tbs olive oil

When steak is done searing, move directly to skillet and cover

Cook an additional 5-10 minutes depending on doneness desired

Remove meat and allow to rest for 10 minutes

Plate steak and veggies and serve!

I hope that you enjoy this recipe as much as I do!

A Scone By Any Other Name...

"What's this?"
 -"A Scone."
"A what?"
 -"It's a Scone. A delicious dry pastry, perfect for coffee."
"No. It can't be a Scone."
 -"Why not?"
"Scone is such an ugly word. This tastes more like a... a... A SCRUDELCUP!"
-"I don't want to eat a scrudelcup. That sounds gross."
"How can it be gross? It's the best of the best. SCRUmptious & DELicious!"
-"What's the CUP for?"
"Your coffee."


Lemon Almond Scones with Cranberries

Ingredients:

   2 cups all purpose flour

• 7 teaspoons white sugar
• 3 teaspoons raw sugar (optional)
• 1 tablespoon grated Lemon peel
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 cup cold butter
• 1 cup dried cranberries
• 1 cup sliced almonds
• 1/4 cup Lemon juice
• 1/4 cup half-and-half cream
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1 egg
• 
  GLAZE (optional):
• 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1 tablespoon orange juice

Directions:
In a large bowl, combine the flour, 7 teaspoons sugar, lemon peel, baking powder, salt and baking soda. Cut in butter until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs; set aside. In a small bowl, combine the cranberries, lemon juice, cream, honey, almonds and egg. Add to flour mixture and stir until a soft dough forms.


On a floured surface, gently knead 6-8 times (for less dense, more fluffy scones, do not need). Pat dough into an 8-in. circle. Cut into 8 wedges. Separate wedges and place on an ungreased baking sheet. Brush with milk; sprinkle with raw sugar.


Bake at 400° for 12-15 minutes or until lightly browned. Remove to a wire rack.

Combine glaze ingredients if desired; drizzle over scones. Serve warm. Yield: 8 scones.

Not your average Joe.

An all American twist:
Sloppy Joe's with Sweet Potato Fries. A word of warning: I don't put up with any of this "Sweet Potato" nonsense that has swept across the country. If it's Orange inside, it's a YAM. Very Delicious, not a Sweet Potato.

Ok, here is the 1 pan recipe:

Sloppy Joes: (Serves 4)
1/4 Lb Bacon (usually 1 piece per serving)
1/2 Onion (red or white)
1 LB Ground Beef
1/2 Cup Brown Sugar
1/2 Cup Ketchup
1/2 Cup Favorite BBQ Sauce
1/2 Cup Port (or a Dry Red Wine)
1/2 Cup Italian Bread Crumbs




None of these really need to be perfect measurements. This dish is nearly impossible to mess up, so have fun and explore new ways to make it! 


Chop bacon into small pieces and put in a pan over medium high heat. When it is at a full sizzle add finely chopped onion and saute. for 2-3 minutes. Add ground beef and brown. Add brown sugar, ketchup, BBQ sauce and port. Cover, lower heat to medium and simmer for 10 minutes. Growing up, we always used hamburger buns for this, which makes sense and is good; but, I like to do it a bit more 'Homestyle.' So I butter one side of a slice of bread and throw it onto a hot griddle (the broil setting on your oven works too). Just remember to only brown one side of your bread, otherwise you'll have a messy cracker and not a sloppy joe. Add the bread crumbs about 2 minutes before you are ready to serve (they thicken the whole thing up and give Joe a bit more substance.)




Sweet Potato Fries:
4-5 Large Sweet Potatoes
2-3 Tbs. melted Butter
Cinnamon
Sugar
Salt
Cayenne

Preheat Oven to 350. Cut Sweet potatoes in half. Lay each half, cut side down, then slice into long fries. lay each fry down on its side and cut in half again. Line baking sheet with wire racks. Put fries on racks and bake for 1 hour. ( you can use the broil function and reduce time to 15 min, but watch them carefully). Remove from oven, let cool on racks for 5 min. Put in bowl, coat with butter, cinnamon, and sugar. Add a tiny dash of cayenne for a full bodied flavor. Enjoy!


And a bit from my wife's favorite Yo-Gabba-Gabba song: A bite, bite, bite? No, no, no! A chomp, chomp, chomp? Yes, Yes, Yes!